So I've been trying to capture it in photograph form, but so far, it hasn't worked out yet. I will keep trying. But for now, you will just have to imagine it for yourself... and laugh a lot! I hope everyone finds it as funny as I, because I sure laughed a lot about it for a whole week!
So, here's the story... I'll write the script of it all. (*The names have been changed to protect their ego should they find this blog.)
Me: Ok class, today is Monday. That means that your test corrections are due! Don't forget that those of you who had a D or an F needed to have it signed, so hopefully you did. (Collects papers.)
*Jake where is yours?
*Jake: Oh, uh yeah, here it is. (Hands it in.)
Me: (Looking perplexed at the crumpled, but otherwise perfectly good paper... noticing a near "bite taken out of the side.) Where's your parent signature? You needed to have it signed.
*Jake: Oh well, it actually fell off. (Saying it in all seriousness)
Me: (Taking a closer look at the "bite") Hmm... really? Because it just is the part that has the line for your mom to sign.
*Jake: Yep, fell off. She did sign it, but it fell off.
Me: Ok, well, hmm... let's try the truth. You didn't get it signed, and you ripped off the line that says sign and return x___________________. Now that's the truth isn't it?
So, I'm pretty sure that I find this extremely funny only because he tried to pass it off as signed. He also forgot that his dad is the coach for the basketball team so there would be practice that afternoon. Needless to say, I was waiting for his dad when he came into the building!
So... that's the story I leave you with. I hope everyone is doing well! Keep the blogs coming! It's a special delight, I take in the day!